100+ Best Extremely Funny Science Jokes & Puns to make you Hilarious laugh until Tears felt from your Eyes

Science jokes? It sounds so weird to assume that there is something like science jokes. As science as a field is considered as a serious field and scientists or people having an interest in science are also assumed to be very studious. But there are very funny and interesting jokes on and about science.

So, today here we bring 100+ Best Extremely Funny Science Jokes & Puns to make you Hilarious laugh until Tears felt from your Eyes. Readout or share these Funny Science Jokes, Funny Science Puns, Kids free Funny Science Jokes, Funny Science Jokes for Adults, and FUnny Science jokes for Teachers.

Funny Science Jokes

  • What did the biologist wear to impress his date?
  • Designer genes
  • What did the stamen say to the pistil?
  • I like your style!
  • What type of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
  • 2 Na
  • What do you call an accountant for the biology department?
  • A buy-ologist.
  • What is the quickest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
  • Pull down its genes.
  • What kind of tree can be placed into your hand?
  • A palm tree

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Funny Science Puns

  • No matter how popular they get, antibiotics will never go viral
  • When organisms don’t like the rules, they protist.
  • Rest in peace, boiling water, you will be mist
  • If a plant is sad, do the other plants photosympathize with it?
  • Two blood cells met and fell in love but alas it was all in vein
  • If Fred Flintstone’s neurotransmitters could talk, they would say “GABA- dabba doo!”
  • Watt is love? Baby don’t hertz me.

Extreme Funny Science Jokes for Kids

  • Q: Why did the cloud date the fog?
    A: He was so down to earth.
  • Q: Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
    A: They’re always working with solutions.
  • Q: What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into another?
    A: Sorry! My Fault.
  • Q: What did the infectious disease say when the bartender refused him service?
    A: Well, you’re not a very good host.
  • Q: How did the thermometer insult the graduated cylinder?
    A: She said, “You may have graduated, but I have more degrees.”
  • Q: What will never go viral no matter how popular they get?
    A: Antibiotics.
  • Q: Why is so hard to wake up in the morning?
    A: Newton’s First Law: A body at rest wants to stay at rest.

Funny Science Jokes for Adults

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? “You may have graduated but I’ve got many degrees!”

Q: What is a nuclear physicist’s favorite meal?  A: Fission Chips.

Q: What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? A: Designer jeans.

Nitrogen asked Oxygen out on a date, Oxygen said NO.

A couple of biologists had twins. They named one Jessica and the other Control.

Funny Science Jokes for Teachers

1. Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

They had no chemistry.

2. What did the cell say when he ran into the table?


3. Why wouldn’t the scientist go into the haunted house?

He was too petrified.

4. Why didn’t anyone want the biologist’s new book?

It was a hard cell.

5. What does a biologist tell you when you have to give blood?

B positive!

6. Why did the woman break up with the biologist?

He was too cell-fish.

7. Where did the viruses go?

They flu away.

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