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111 Hilarious Funny One Liner Jokes to make your extreme laugh

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The laughter that comes from a well delivered one-liner joke can qure any type of stress and bright anyone’s mood. One Liner Jokes are the best type of jokes to make anyone laugh within seconds. Read here mentioned 111 Best extremely funny one Liner Jokesm which we have brought to brighten your and your loved ones mood.

Here we have categorized One Liner Jokes into several categories like – Funny One Liner Jokes, One Liner Jokes for Kids, Dirty & Flirty One Liner Jokes for Adults, One Liner Jokes to Impress a Girl, and some One Liners jokes you can send to your Friends and Loved Ones.

Funny One Liner Jokes

  • Do you know how scientists freshen their breath? With experi-mints!
  • I’m throwing a space-themed party for my birthday, but I don’t want to planet.
  • Whoever invented knock-knock jokes deserves a no-bell prize.
  • I heard Cinderella tried out for the basketball team, but she kept running away from the ball.
  • Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long if you’re fat.
  • My girlfriend is absolutely beautiful. Body like a Greek statue – completely pale, no arms.
  • I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she’d rather have it in a cup. – Eric Morecambe
  • I’m glad I know sign language: it comes in pretty handy.
  • I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
  • Parallel lines have so much in common, It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
  • If i have water in my ear, is it safe to listen to electronic music.
Hilarious Funny One Liner Jokes to make your extreme laugh
  • Owls haven’t got necks, have they? An owl is essentially a one-piece unit.
  • Two monkeys were getting into the bath. One said: ‘Oo, oo, oo, aah aah aah.’ The other replied: ‘Well, put some cold in it then.
  • The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
  • Correct punctuation: the difference between a sentence that’s well-written and a sentence that’s, well, written.
  • I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
  • It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
  • My father has schizophrenia, but he’s good people.
  • I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
  • Never trust atoms; they make up everything.
  • Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.
  • What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?” “They’re both Paris sites.
  • If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?” “Pilgrims.
  • What did the zero say to the eight?” “That belt looks good on you.

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One Liner Jokes for Kids

  • What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake!
  • What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!
  • What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
  • What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!
  • What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!
  • Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
  • How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night!
  • What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.
  • What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
  • Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? He had no body to dance with.
  • What sound do hedgehogs make when they hug? Ouch!
  • What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.

Dirty One Liner Jokes for Adults

  • Why men’s voice is louder than women? Men have an antenna.
  • What did the elephant say to the n*k*d man? “How do you breathe through that tiny thing?”
  • If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are… you have small b**bs.
  • Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Funny One Liner Jokes
  • I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said ‘No, six should be enough.’
  • A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, “Anything you say can and will be held against you.” The man replies, “B**bs!”
  • My girlfriend came out of the shower and said “I shaved my pu**y, you know what that means? I said “yeah, the drain is clogged again. “
  • I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.
  • Got an e-mail today from a “bored housewife 33, looking for some action!” I’ve sent her my ironing, that’ll keep her busy.
  • Three words to ruin a man’s ego…? “Is it in?”

Funny One Liner Jokes to Impress a Girl

  • Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by you again?
  • Excuse me? Do you work at Little Caesars? Because You’re hot and I’m ready.
  • My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.
  • I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  • Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
  • I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
  • Did you know that your body is made 70% of water? And now I’m thirsty.
  • If I freeze, it’s not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
  • Every function without you will always be void of love.
  • A cop pulled me over and said “Papers” .. I said scirssors, i win and drove off!!
  • I took a blood test and got a B+. Can i get some study tips so i can score better next time?

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Funny One Liner Jokes on Friends

  • If you commit a first degree murder in Canada, is it a 34 degree murder in the US?
  • I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel. She said I won’t be able to make it.
  • What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
Funny One Liner Jokes on Friends
  • If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
  • How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.
  • I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
  • Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch, Yeti never complains.
  • The inventor of the throat lozenge died last month. There was no coffin at his funeral.

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