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139 Best Happy Birthday Jokes to make you Extreme Laugh

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Whenever people come to know that any of their’s friends’ or relatives’ Birthday is today, they wish them by saying Simply “Happy Birthday Dear!!”, some runs their mind and share some sweet lines with the phrase. But in this modern world, is that enough to come in that person’s highlight? The best way is to wish that person is sharing a strange Joke or Pun. So, today Here we bring 139 Best Happy Birthday Jokes, which you can use to greet anyone in a funny way. Here we have mentioned Extreme Funny Happy Birthday Jokes, Funny Birthday Jokes for Adults, Birthday Dad Jokes, Knock Knock Birthday Jokes and Happy Birthday Humor Jokes.

Extreme Funny Happy Birthday Jokes

Q. How does the cat celebrate its birthday?
A. By turning up the mewsic.

Q. Why were there balloons in the bathroom?
A. There was a birthday potty!

Q. What is the meaning of a true friend?
A. One who remembers your birthday but not your age!

Extremely Funny Happy Birthday Jokes

Q. Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
A. Because people kept toasting him!

Q. Why do candles love birthdays so much?
A. They just wanna get lit!

Q. Why can’t kids remember past birthdays?
A. Because they are too focused on the present.

Q: What do you say to your goldfish on his birthday?
A: Have a fin-tastic day.

Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When you slice it.

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Funny Happy Birthday Jokes for Adults

1. You know you’re old when the candles cost more than the cake.

2. Isn’t it a great feeling knowing you’re so old there’s nothing left to learn the hard way?

3. I’m not going to make any age jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.

Q: What did the witch do on her birthday?
A: She spellabrates.

Funny Birthday Jokes for Adults

4. Allow me to suggest that this is the year you start lying about your age.

5. Happy birthday, dear friend. Now cash that social security check and let’s party like crazy!

6. What did the cheese say to his friend on his birthday? Hope you have a Gouda birthday!

7. Happy birthday! Remember, be nice to your kids because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

8. I’m not saying you’re old, but if you were milk I’d sniff you.

9. I’m soooooooo glad we were young and crazy before there were cell phones and the internet and all that evidence.

10. Why did the little girl get soap for her birthday? It was a soap-rise party!

11. Happy Birthday, Dear! Don’t worry about getting older you’re still gonna do dumb stuff, only slower.

12. I wish you’re birthday is as awesome as your hair in high school.

13. I wish you a happy birthday in Chinese “Yung No Mo”.

Happy Birthday Jokes and Puns

14. “Age is just a number”, False: It’s a word.

15. Happy Birthday! I was going to send you a funny card but at your age, I thought you might piss yourself.

16. I like to give back to people what they gave to me on my birthday, so here’s nothing! Happy Birthday!

17. You’re one of the most difficult people to buy a gift for, So I didn’t bother. Happy Birthday!

18. I was going to make a joke on your birthday… but the fact you’re still alive is nothing short of a miracle and should be celebrated!

19. Happy Birthday! Eat Like A King, Swear Like a Sailor and Drink Like A Pirate.

20. I’m with you here to mourn the loss of your youth. Happy Birthday!

Birthday Dad Jokes

1. They say everything gets better with age.

2. You are aged to perfection.

3. Be careful, too many birthdays can kill you!

Birthday Dad Jokes

4. A guaranteed gift you get every birthday is another year older.

5. Wine improves with age. You improve with wine.

6. You feta have a gouda birthday.

7. Have a grate birthday. Hope that’s not too cheesy.

8. Oh ship, it’s your birthday.

9. Why does the mushroom always get a birthday party invite? He’s a fun-guy!

10. Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”

Q. Why couldn’t the astronaut invite him all his friends to his birthday party?
A. There wasn’t enough space!

11. Happy Birthday! You old sum’bitch!

Q. How did Papa Bear open his birthday present?
A. With your BEAR hands!

12. Happy Birthday Dad! Wait.. Wait.. Wait.. How old are you?

13. Here’s to you, Dad, and every grey hair on your head on your Birthday. After all, I had a hand in making things happen. Happy Birthday!

14. Happy Birthday to the person who means the most to me! Don’t trust anybody who tells you that you look evergreen; they’re only making fun of you.

15. Dad, don’t feel bad for your grey hairs, and they are beautiful reminders of how awful you were as a youngster. Happy Birthday, Dad!

16. Happy Birthday to my superhero. Thank you for battling the demons that worried under my bed and in my closet and for making me feel secure and cherished!

17. I realize it’s common to forget things at this age, but don’t you dare forget about me! Kidding! Happy Birthday!

18. I’m amazed that even as the number of candles on your cake up, your sense of humour remains the same. Happy Birthday!

19. Teacher (on phone): You say Michael has a cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking?
Voice: This is my father.

20. Dad: You’ll never amount to anything because you procrastinate.
Son: Oh yeah? Just you wait!

Knock Knock Happy Birthday Jokes

1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alligator.
Alligator who?
Alligator something nice for her birthday.

2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday.

Knock Knock Birthday Jokes

3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isthmus.
Isthmuswho?
Isthmus be your birthday!

4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar goodness, it’s your birthday?

Happy Birthday Jokes

5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Osborn.
Osborn who?
Osborn today – wish me a happy birthday!

6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zeus.
Zeus who?
Zeus see my birthday’s almost here?

7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jofra.
Jofra who?
Jofra who loves you?

8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nil.
Nil who?
Nil says happy birthday!”

9. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!

10. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Disease
Disease who?
Disease the day that lord has made

11. ”Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bertha.
Bertha who?
Bertha day greetings to you.”

12. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream for my birthday, please!”

13. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you please stop knocking on my door?”

14. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Teacher.
Teacher who?
Teacher, it’s time to wake up! It’s your birthday!”

15. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbie and Mannie.
Abbie and Mannie who?
Abbie birthday and Mannie happy returns.”

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Happy Birthday Humor Jokes

1. Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one? No, they both burn shorter!

2. What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!

3. What did the elephant want for his birthday? A: A trunk full of gifts.

4. You know you’re getting old when you go to an antique auction and three people bid on you.

5. Doctor, doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. Try taking the candles off.

Happy Birthday Humor Jokes

6. What did the bald guy say when he was given a comb for his birthday? A: Thanks, I’ll never part with it.

7. I always feel warm on my birthday because people don’t stop toasting me.

8. Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? A: In a cat-alogue!

9. It’s easier to remember your age if you don’t change it every year.

10. I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.

Happy Birthday Jokes Memes

11. Happy Birthday, You Old Fart, be careful not to choke yourself when you’re blowing out your candles.

12. What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.

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