Whenever people come to know that any of their’s friends or relatives Birthday is today, they wish them by saying Simply “Happy Birthday Dear!!”, someone runs their mind and shares some sweet lines with the phrase. But in this modern world, is that enough to come in that person’s highlight. The best way is to wish that person is sharing a strange Joke or Pun. So, today Here we bring 139 Best Happy Birthday Jokes, which you can use to greet anyone in a funny way. Here we have mentioned Extreme Funny Happy Birthday Jokes, Funny Birthday Jokes for Adults, Birthday Dad Jokes, Knock Knock Birthday Jokes and Happy Birthday Humor Jokes.
Extreme Funny Happy Birthday Jokes
Q. How does the cat celebrate its birthday?
A. By turning up the mewsic.
Q. Why were there balloons in the bathroom?
A. There was a birthday potty!
Q. What is the meaning of a true friend?
A. One who remembers your birthday but not your age!
Q. Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
A. Because people kept toasting him!
Q. Why do candles love birthdays so much?
A. They just wanna get lit!
Q. Why can’t kids remember past birthdays?
A. Because they are too focused on the present.
Q: What do you say to your goldfish on his birthday?
A: Have a fin-tastic day.
Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When you slice it.
Funny Happy Birthday Jokes for Adults
1. You know you’re old when the candles cost more than the cake.
2. Isn’t it a great feeling knowing you’re so old there’s nothing left to learn the hard way?
3. I’m not going to make any age jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.
Q: What did the witch do on her birthday?
A: She spellabrates.
4. Allow me to suggest that this is the year you start lying about your age.
5. Happy birthday, dear friend. Now cash that social security check and let’s party like crazy!
6. What did the cheese say to his friend on his birthday? Hope you have a Gouda birthday!
7. Happy birthday! Remember, be nice to your kids because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
8. I’m not saying your old, but if you were milk I’d sniff you.
9. I’m soooooooo glad we were young and crazy before there were cell phones and the internet and all that evidence.
10. Why did the little girl get soap for her birthday? It was a soap-rise party!
Birthday Dad Jokes
1. They say everything gets better with age.
2. You are aged to perfection.
3. Be careful, too many birthdays can kill you!
4. A guaranteed gift you get every birthday is another year older.
5. Wine improves with age. You improve with wine.
6. You feta have a gouda birthday.
7. Have a grate birthday. Hope that’s not too cheesy.
8. Oh ship, it’s your birthday.
9. Why does the mushroom always get a birthday party invite? He’s a fun-guy!
10. Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
Knock Knock Happy Birthday Jokes
1. Knock, knock.
Alligator something nice for her birthday.
2. Knock, knock.
Bacon a cake for your birthday.
3. Knock, knock.
Isthmus be your birthday!
4. Knock, knock.
Omar goodness, it’s your birthday?
5. Knock, knock.
Osborn today – wish me a happy birthday!
6. Knock, knock.
Zeus see my birthday’s almost here?
7. Knock, knock.
Jofra who loves you?
8. Knock, knock.
Nil says happy birthday!”
Happy Birthday Humor Jokes
1. Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one? No, they both burn shorter!
2. What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
3. What did the elephant want for his birthday? A: A trunk full of gifts.
4. You know you’re getting old when you go to an antique auction and three people bid on you.
5. Doctor, doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. Try taking the candles off.
6. What did the bald guy say when he was given a comb for his birthday? A: Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
7. I always feel warm on my birthday because people don’t stop toasting me.
8. Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? A: In a cat-alogue!
9. It’s easier to remember your age if you don’t change it every year.
10. I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.