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Best Extremely Funny Corny Jokes
1. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A: Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!
2. Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.
3. Why did Mozart kill his chicken?
A: Because it kept saying Bach, bach, bach.
4. How do snails fight?
A: They slug it out.
5. What does a nut say when it sneezes?
6. How do you impress a female baker?
A: Bring her flours.
7. How do you make a Venetian blind?
A: Poke him in the eyes.
8. Which side of a duck has the most feathers?
A: The outside.
9. What do you call a group of disorganized cats?
- Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Extremely Funny Corny Jokes
1. Why do fish like to eat worms?
A: Because they get hooked to them.
2. What did the smitten vinegar say to the baking soda?
A: You make me feel all bubbly inside.
3. Why did the banana split?
A: Because it saw the ginger snap.
4. Why did the female shirt fall for the male shirt?
A: Because he was made of boyfriend material.
5. Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?
A: Because they peel.
6. Which Disney princess is a cow’s favourite?
7. What did the oven say to the baked cookie?
A: You’re so hot.
8. What do herb gardeners get for good work?
A: Thyme and a half.
9. How do you impress a baker when you’re taking his daughter on a date?
A: Bring her flours.
- Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”
Corny Knock Knock Jokes
1. Knock knock.
I smell map.
I smell map who?
2. Knock knock.
TEXT THEM: A Millennial who doesn’t knock on doors. Come on out. We’re waiting.
3. Knock, knock.
Adore is between us, so open it!
4. Knock knock.
Budweiser door locked? It’s me! Open up!
5. Knock knock.
Okay, okay: W. H. O.
- Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house. Don’t miss these hilarious egg puns that will absolutely crack you up!
- Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
- A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”
- A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”
Corny Love Jokes
1. Don’t forget to bring along with you, a GPS when we meet today, ‘cos I’m not ready to get lost in your universe, girlfriend.
2. Seeing you changed me totally, to the extent that I started breathing in carbon dioxide and breathing out oxygen.
3. It is said that when we want to impress a girl, one would have to- love, honor, respect, cherish, care,…for her. But to impress a guy, your smile does the job.
4. I’ve cried for a revival all year long to recover from the spell your beauty cast upon me since the very first day I met you. Somebody help me, please!
5. With you, my Rome is built in a day and my Jericho is pulled down in one day because you’re my Creator’s war machine and I’m your back-up armor.
6. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
7. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
Funny Corny Jokes for Adults
1. What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
2. What is 72?
A. 69 with three people watching.
3. What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
A. I want you inside me!
4. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
A. He only comes once a year.
5. If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
6. I’m no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
7. I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it.
7. Knock, Knock.
Some bitch telling you a fucking knock, knock joke!
8. Knock! Knock!
OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
Best Corny Jokes for Kids
1. What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeno business!
2. Why do you smear peanut butter in the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam.
3. What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
A: Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
4. How many lips does a flower have?
5. Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
6. What did the tired toilet say to the plunger?
A: I’m flushed.
7. What kind of dogs come from the bathroom?
8. What do you call cheese that’s not your cheese?
A: Nacho cheese.
- A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
Corny Joke of the Day
1. When I was a Kid, My English Teacher looked my way and said, “Name two Pronouns.” I Said “Who, Me?”
2. Why did Karl Marx dislike early Grey Tea?
A: Because All Proper Tea is Theft
3. Why can’t you trust an Atom?
A: Because they make up Everything!
4. Did you hear about the Man who got cooled to Absolute Zero? He’s Ok Know
5. If you download a Movie in Jamaica, does it make you a Pirate of the Caribbian?
6. Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
A: Because he was a little horse.
7. What do you call an alligator detective?
A: An investi-gator.