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150+ Christmas 2021 Jokes & Puns for Kids & Adults to make you extreme laugh

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One of the world’s biggest annual festivals, Christmas 2021 is just in the cornor. People are engaged in preparations to celebrate Jesus’s Birthday. As per religion, this is only the festival of Christians, but by putting religion aside, people of all religions all around the world celebrates this festival every year. Every Year, Christmas is marked on the same date, and that is 25th December. On Christmas people perform popular customs like – exchanging gifts, decorating Christmas trees, attending church, etc.

People greet each other as well in different ways at this festival. Some meet personally with their friends, relatives and loved ones, while some exchange sweet Wishes, Quotes and Messages through different Social Media Platforms. As the New COVID variant Omicorn has become a new threat for the world, most people are preferring online to greet their loved ones.

Maybe you also searching for Happy Christmas 2021 Wishes, Quotes, Images, Greetings, etc. But let us tell you, greeting loved ones with those old-fashion type Wishes, Quotes, Messages, doesn’t suits your level. So for you, today here we have prepared a List of 150+ Best Christmas Jokes & Puns. The list includes, Christmas Jokes, Christmas Puns, Santa Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Corny Christmas Jokes, and Adult Christmas Jokes.

Christmas Jokes

Why does no one like meeting up with the snowman?
He’s always so flaky!

What’s a Christmas tree’s favourite Cliff Richard song?
Mistletoe and pine!

What sort of sprout is very good at getting stuff done?
A hustle sprout!

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?
Michael Googlé!

What’s the Grinch’s least favourite band?
The Who!

What do golfers get in their stockings?
Silly putty!

Why don’t you ever see Father Christmas in the hospital?
Because he has private elf care!

How do you feel when you can’t get to your Advent calendar chocolate?
Foiled!

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Christmas Puns

The difference between the ordinary alphabet and the Christmas alphabet is that the Christmas alphabet has no-el

The snowmen outside will want you to leave Ice-Crispies for them for their breakfast

Remember that it soots Santa to deliver your presents down the chimney!

You know Santa is around on Christmas day because you can sense his presents

This year if Santa Clause has no money, he has asked that you address your letters to Saint-nickel-less

When you cross Santa with a duck, you will get a Christmas quacker

If Santa gives you a ride in his sleigh, hold on for deer life!

Sometimes Santa will carry a clock in the sleigh – He wants to see how fast time flies by

Santa’s favorite breakfast food is Frosted Flakes

Santa Jokes

What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker!

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!

What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!

What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?
The One Show!

Christmas Jokes

Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low “elf” esteem!

What carol is heard in the desert?
‘O camel ye faithful!’

What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh?
Santa going through a revolving door!

Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Avery. Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas and a happy New Year!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to waste, Christmas is coming!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Donut. Donut who?
Donut open til Christmas!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open till Christmas!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any mince pies left?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ho Ho.
Ho Ho who?
Your Santa impression needs a little work!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!

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Corny Christmas Jokes

What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you cant beat it!

What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!

What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
“I’ll have a boo Christmas without you.”

What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents?
Silent Night.

What do you get if you cross Santa and a dog?
Santa Paws!

What is green, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt elf.

Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph!

Did you hear about the cracker’s Christmas party?
It was a BANG!

Adult Christmas Jokes

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
Because the snowblower was coming back down the street.

Why is Santa always so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty women live.

What do snowmen use to make snowbabies?
Snowballs.

Adult Christmas Jokes

Why do elves laugh when they run?
Because the snow tickles their balls.

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus after she asked for a white Christmas?
Okay, Just jingle my bells.

What do the female reindeer do when they want some fun?
They go into town to blow a few bucks.

Why does Mrs. Claus always hope for a white Christmas?
Because Santa only comes a year.

And why did Santa kick Raggedy Ann out of the present bag?
Because she sat on Pinocchio’s nose and said “Lie to me!”

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