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20+ Double Meaning Jokes for Your Friend | It’s Very Funny

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Really, Double Meaning Jokes SMS or Double Meaning Messages are those Jokes SMS Messages which has two meaning. These messages are used to mislead somebody that is why it’s referred to as dual meaning chutkule. In case you are looking for some Very funny Double Meaning jokes then you might be on the right place.

Now we have an assortment of double meaning textual content messages and jokes. Hope you’ll like these twin meaning jokes and for those who like this please suggest this page to your friends. Have fun and luxuriate in your stay right here. Ship these double meaning jokes messages to your good friend’s mobile.

Double Meaning Jokes for Friend

1

Lady in bus: – aapka kuchch touch ho raha hai.
Adami: – 
oh, vo meri salary hai pocket mein.
Lady : – 
saale haraami ! teri salary 5 mint mein 3 gun baadh gayi ?:

2

Sunny leone Comedy nights with kapil mein aayi
to ek darhsak ne kaha “main aap ka bahut bada prashanshak hoon.
mainne aapaki saari film dekha hain.

kya main aapake saath aap ki film ka ek step kar sakta hoon?
is par siddhu ne kaha

“Guru, har peela phool aam nahin hota, har seeta ka pati ram nahin hota.
thodi jeb dheeli karo aur hotal ka kharcha, kyoki ye vo step hai
jo khule aam nahin hota. thoko.

3

Ladka: aaj bada pyaar aa raha hai…
Ladki:
 jaanu, tum aaj mujhase ek waada karo
Ladka:
 jo tumhaara dil kare… vo maang lo
Ladki:
 bab, wo jo saamane laal rang ki Car khadi hai na..
Ladka:
 haan…haan.. Ladki: jaanu, mujhe wo doge kya!
Ladka:
 main tumhe usee laal rang ki lepistick doonga

4

 Santa bank me manager ban gaya
achanak bank me daaku aa gaye

Daaku santa se:
 pent utaar
Santa:
 maarna mat utarta hu.
Daaku:
 ab hath utha
santa ne daaku pe 4 thappad jad die
Daaku:
 Are saale mar kyon rha hai?
Santa darte hue
.
bhai apne hi to bola hath utha 

5

Sheela – sir aaj kuchh naya padhaiyee
Teacher –
 bachchon har baat ke do matalab nikalate hain
Sheela –
 nikaal ke dikhaiyee sir
Teacher – 
Baith ja beti
Tere is baat ke bhi do matalab nikalate hain 

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Double Meaning Jokes for Girlfriend

1

Boyfriend- Achanak bola:
Mujhe AIDS hai..

Girlfriend- KYA?
Boy- Ghabrao Mat…
Me mazaak kar raha hu,
Bas tumhari tight karni thi..

2

Chotu: Auntyji, you have a Bungalow, Cars, Bank balance, Nauker-Chaaker..,
Aap karti Kya Hai..??
Sunny Leone replies:-
Bas Beta, Ek Chhota Sa ‘HOLE-SALE’ ka Business hai.

3

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your..
book from your bag and study.

4

1 Lady Travel Agent ke Pass Gayi,  Aur Kaha ke Mujhe Honey Moon Ke Bilkul Saste Package Batao
Travel Agent: 50 Thousand Me 3 Countries, &
25 Thousand Me 1 Country

Lady: Aur Koi Is Se Sasta.?
Travel Agent: Ek Package Bilkul Free Hai…
Lekin Usmein Husband Hamaari Company Ka Hoga..!

5

Sharma ji ki party me dinner
karte hue Verma ji ke
pas
Mrs Sharma akar boli:
Bhaisaab, apne
to kuch liya hi nahi!”
Or 1
chicken ka leg-piece utha ke unki plate mein rakh diya.
Party khatam hone par Sharma ji ne
Verma ji se puchha:
“Khana kaisa tha?”
Verma Ji: Dishes to sabhi badiya
thi, par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di, maza aa gaya! 

6

Girl to doctor: Meri Umar 17 saal hai aur meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hai.. Mera rang bhi bohat gora hai.. mein raat ko kya laga kar soya karun?

Doctor: KUNDI 

Double Meaning Jokes for Boyfriend

1

Boy: Tumhari Car Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai?

Girl: Theek Chal Rahi Hai.

Boy: Aaj Shaam Ko Dogi Kya?

Girl: Haan Le Lena, But Ye Toh Batao Car Ke Baare Mein Kyun Pooch rahe The Re???

2

Bathroom Mein, 1 Boy Ne 1 Girl Ko Har Jagah Touch  Kiya.

kya Tum Jaante Ho Ke Woh Boy Kaun Hai?……..Nahi….Woh Hai LIFEBOY!!!

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3

Sex Karne Ke Baad Husband Bola: Darling, Airtel ka BALANCE Khatam Ho Gaya..!!–Itne Me Padosi Ka Baccha Apni chaddi utar Ke bola: Aunty VODAFONE ka chota recharge chalega..??

4

Wife- Bohot Machhar kaat rahe hain.
Misba Ul Haq- Goodnight ya All Out?
Wife- Goodnight laga do. All out to aap roz hi hote ho.

5


Teacher: What came 1st Sun or Moon ???
Santa: obviously Moon..
Teacher: How?
Santa: Madam ji Honey’moon’ hoga tabhi to ‘Son’ ayega na ! 

6

Girl: If you will propose me with shortest sentence ever then only I will accept
..
..
Boy: DEGI?

Funny Double Meaning Jokes

20+ Double Meaning Jokes for Your Friend | It's Very Funny

1

Girl: Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge Raat Ke
12 Baje Se Kar Rene Ho Ab Subha Ho Gyi Hai
Thake Nhi Kya…???

Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi, Ab Main To Din Raat
Karunga Qki Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai…!!!

2

Usne Utaari Saree, Fir Aayi Paticoat Ki Bari, Blouse To Pahle Hi Diya Tha Utar…!!!

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Zayda Excited Mat Ho Yaar, Yeh Tha Kapray
Sukhane Ka Taar…

3

Ladkiyan apas me Gale Milte waqt
Kya Sochti Hai…??

Is Ke To Mujh se Bhi Zyada “Bade” Ho
Gye hai…!!

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Pta nhi kaunsa shampoo use karti hai, “BAALON” pe…!!!

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4

Girl: Kal raat to hadd he ho gayi, Uff 2 ghante! meri to jaan he nikal gayi
Saare kapre geele ho gaye
Pehle to ek ghanta karte the
Magar kal to poore 2 ghante tak bina ruke kiya
1 Ghanta hi buhat tha
.
.
.
ye 2 Ghante ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai.

5

Ek Aurat Auto Rukwa Kar Paise
Pay Karte-

Karte Doosre Auto Mein Baith Gayi
.
Pehla Auto Wala Hadbadi Mein
Jaldi-Jaldi Se Bola.

Auto Wala: “Ye Kya Baat Hui,
Madam?
Khada Aapne Mera
Karwaya, Aur Chadd Doosre Par
Gayi?“

6

14 Saal Ka Ladka Apne Pados Ki Aunty Se Puchhta Hai,
Ladka: “Aunty, Ladkiyon Ko 12 Saal Ki Umar Mein Bachcha Hota Hai Kya?”
Aunty: “Nahi”
Ladka: “To Fir Apni Beti Ko Samjhao Na, Faltu Mein Condom Ka Kharcha Karwati Hai“ 

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