Really, Double Meaning Jokes SMS or Double Meaning Messages are those Jokes SMS Messages which has two meaning. These messages are used to mislead somebody which is why it’s referred to as dual meaning chutkule. In case you are looking for some Very funny Double Meaning jokes then you might be on the right place.
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Double Meaning Jokes for Friend
Lady in bus: – aapka kuchch touch ho raha hai.
Adami: – oh, vo meri salary hai pocket mein.
Lady : – saale haraami ! teri salary 5 mint mein 3 gun badh gayi ?:
Sunny leone Comedy nights with kapil mein aayi
to ek darhsak ne kaha “main aap ka bahut bada prashanshak hoon.
mainne aapaki saari filmein dekhi hain.
kya main aapake saath aap ki film ka ek step kar sakta hoon?
is par siddhu ne kaha
“Guru, har peela phool aam nahin hota, har seeta ka pati ram nahin hota.
thodi jeb dheeli karo aur hotal ka kharcha, kyoki ye vo step hai
jo khule aam nahin hota. thoko.
Ladka: aaj bada pyaar aa raha hai…
Ladki: jaanu, tum aaj mujhase ek waada karo
Ladka: jo tumhaara dil kare… vo maang lo
Ladki: baby, wo jo saamane laal rang ki Car khadi hai na..
Ladka: haan…haan.. Ladki: jaanu, mujhe wo doge kya!
Ladka: main tumhe usee laal rang ki lepistick doonga
Santa bank me manager ban gaya
achanak bank me daaku aa gaye
Daaku santa se: pent utaar
Santa: maarna mat utarta hu.
Daaku: ab hath utha
santa ne daaku pe 4 thappad jad die
Daaku: Are saale maar kyon rha hai?
Santa darte hue.
bhai apne hi to bola hath utha
Sheela – sir aaj kuchh naya padhaiyee
Teacher – bachchon har baat ke do matalab nikalate hain
Sheela – nikaal ke dikhaiyee sir
Teacher – Baith ja beti
Teri is baat ke bhi do matalab nikalte hain
Patni: Nashta Karlo.
Husband: Sx hi Mera nashta hai. (Aur pati sx karne lag jata haj)
Dopahar ko Patni: Lunch Karlo.
Husband: Sx hi Mera lunch hai, • (Aur pati sx kame lag Jata haj)
(Raat k0 jab pati ghar aata hai toh Patni panty utaar kar
heater ke aago baithi hoti haj)
Husband: Ye kya hai
Patni : Hawas ke pujari khana
garam kar rahi hun.
Chati se chati mili, mila ched se ched, ghasa ghas hone lage, nikla safed safed, batao kya?
Ans. Aata chakki
Aurat bade pyar se kholti hai aur ek anjan admi bade pyar se karta hai batao kya?
Ans – aurat bde pyar se darwaja kholti hai aur admi use namaste karta hai?
What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?
Ans – Heart
Who is the best goalkeeper in the world?
All women since they never allow balls to enter.
Double Meaning Jokes for Girlfriend
Boyfriend- Achanak bola:
Mujhe AIDS hai..
Boy- Ghabrao Mat…
Me mazaak kar raha hu,
Bas tumhari tight karni thi..
Chotu: Auntyji, you have a Bungalow, Cars, Bank balance, Nauker-Chaaker..,
Aap karti Kya Hai..??
Sunny Leone replies:-
Bas Beta, Ek Chhota Sa ‘HOLE-SALE’ ka Business hai.
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your..
book from your bag and study.
1 Lady Travel Agent ke Pass Gayi, Aur Kaha ke Mujhe Honey Moon Ke Bilkul Saste Package Batao
Travel Agent: 50 Thousand Me 3 Countries, &
25 Thousand Me 1 Country
Lady: Aur Koi Is Se Sasta.?
Travel Agent: Ek Package Bilkul Free Hai…
Lekin Usmein Husband Hamaari Company Ka Hoga..!
Sharma ji ki party me dinner
karte hue Verma ji ke
Mrs Sharma akar boli:
to kuch liya hi nahi!”
chicken ka leg-piece utha ke unki plate mein rakh diya.
Party khatam hone par Sharma ji ne
Verma ji se puchha:
“Khana kaisa tha?”
Verma Ji: Dishes to sabhi badiya
thi, par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di, maza aa gaya!
Girl to doctor: Meri Umar 17 saal hai aur meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hai.. Mera rang bhi bohat gora hai.. mein raat ko kya laga kar soya karun?
BF: I wanna kiss on Your Lips
GF: Upper Lips? or Lower Lips
GF: Horizontal Lips? or vertical Lips?
BF: I didn’t Understand
GF: Jaa Beta Jaake Pogo dekh.
Double Meaning Jokes for Boyfriend
Boy: Tumhari Car Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai?
Girl: Theek Chal Rahi Hai.
Boy: Aaj Shaam Ko Dogi Kya?
Girl: Haan Le Lena, But Ye Toh Batao Car Ke Baare Mein hi Kyun Pooch rahe ho Ya???
Bathroom Mein, 1 Boy Ne 1 Girl Ko Har Jagah Touch Kiya.
kya Tum Jaante Ho Ke Woh Boy Kaun Hai?……..Nahi….Woh Hai LIFEBOY!!!
Sex Karne Ke Baad Husband Bola: Darling, Airtel ka BALANCE Khatam Ho Gaya..!!–Itne Me Padosi Ka Baccha Apni chaddi utar Ke bola: Aunty VODAFONE ka chota recharge chalega..??
Wife- Bohot Machhar kaat rahe hain.
Misba Ul Haq- Goodnight ya All Out?
Wife- Goodnight laga do. All out to aap roz hi hote ho.
Teacher: What came 1st Sun or Moon ???
Santa: obviously Moon..
Santa: Madam ji Honey’moon’ hoga tabhi to ‘Son’ ayega na !
Girl: If you will propose me with shortest sentence ever then only I will accept
What is the thing that a man hides and women shows while walking?
Answer – Purse
Woh kya hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
Why are women more talkative than men?
Because they have four lips.
Boy: Mujhse Shaadi Karlo Mera Bahut Lamba hai!
Girl: Ohh Thik Hai, Mein Taiyaar Hun Mera Bhi Kaafi Gehra Hai
Girl – Aatmavishwas
Funny Double Meaning Jokes
Girl: Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge Raat Ke
12 Baje Se Kar Rahe Ho Ab Subha Ho Gyi Hai
Thake Nhi Kya…???
Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi, Ab Main To Din Raat
Karunga Qki Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai…!!!
Usne Utaari Saree, Fir Aayi Paticoat Ki Bari, Blouse To Pahle Hi Diya Tha Utar…!!!
Zayda Excited Mat Ho Yaar, Yeh Tha Kapray
Sukhane Ka Taar…
Ladkiyan apas me Gale Milte waqt
Kya Sochti Hai…??
Is Ke To Mujh se Bhi Zyada “Bade” Ho
Pta nhi kaunsa shampoo use karti hai, “BAALON” pe…!!!
Girl: Kal raat to hadd he ho gayi, Uff 2 ghante! meri to jaan he nikal gayi
Saare kapre geele ho gaye
Pehle to ek ghanta karte the
Magar kal to poore 2 ghante tak bina ruke kiya
1 Ghanta hi buhat tha
ye 2 Ghante ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai.
Ek Aurat Auto Rukwa Kar Paise
Karte Doosre Auto Mein Baith Gayi
Pehla Auto Wala Hadbadi Mein
Jaldi-Jaldi Se Bola.
Auto Wala: “Ye Kya Baat Hui,
Khada Aapne Mera
Karwaya, Aur Chadd Doosre Par
14 Saal Ka Ladka Apne Pados Ki Aunty Se Puchhta Hai,
Ladka: “Aunty, Ladkiyon Ko 12 Saal Ki Umar Mein Bachcha Hota Hai Kya?”
Ladka: “To Fir Apni Beti Ko Samjhao Na, Faltu Mein Condom Ka Kharcha Karwati Hai“
Wo kaun si cheez hai jisme ladkiyaan ladke se kahti hai aur jyada andar daalo?
Answer- sui me dhaga
What starts with an ‘S’ and ends with a ‘K’ and you can’t enjoy it until you put it in your mouth?
My friend told me, he was working on a special Project “Aqua Thermal treatment of Ceramics, Aluminium, and Steel under a constrained environment”
I was impressed.
Later when I come to know that idiot was washing utensils in warm water, under the supervision of his wife !!
I was flying Lufthansa from New Delhi to Vienna. It’s a long, 8 hr flight and mine was a late night one.
Most of the air hostesses were blue eyed blondes for the exception of one lady who was a bit older, perhaps in her 40s.
So people were settling in to sleep while I was still finishing my dinner and many people kept calling for the hostesses, some for water, some for blankets..
The blondes were quite pretty. I pressed the flight call attendant button hoping one of them would turn up and I’d perhaps strike up a conversation as I wasn’t sleepy.
But the older lady turned up for me. So I just told her that they are doing a great job and I’m enjoying my flight with them. She paused for a second and looked at me intently and said, “thanks, but is there something you want young man?”
I took a moment. And then quietly said :
“I’d love to have another one of these mango mousses”
She smiled, went back and got me TWO.