50+ Double Meaning Jokes for Your Friend | It’s Very Funny

Really, Double Meaning Jokes SMS or Double Meaning Messages are those Jokes SMS Messages which has two meaning. These messages are used to mislead somebody which is why it’s referred to as dual meaning chutkule. In case you are looking for some Very funny Double Meaning jokes then you might be on the right place.

Now we have an assortment of double-meaning textual content messages and jokes. Hope you’ll like these twin-meaning jokes and for those who like this please suggest this page to your friends. Have fun and luxuriate in your stay right here. Ship these double meaning jokes messages to your good friend’s mobile.

Double Meaning Jokes for Friend

1

Lady in bus: – aapka kuchch touch ho raha hai.
Adami: – oh, vo meri salary hai pocket mein.
Lady : – saale haraami ! teri salary 5 mint mein 3 gun badh gayi ?:

2

Sunny leone Comedy nights with kapil mein aayi
to ek darhsak ne kaha “main aap ka bahut bada prashanshak hoon.
mainne aapaki saari filmein dekhi hain.

kya main aapake saath aap ki film ka ek step kar sakta hoon?
is par siddhu ne kaha

“Guru, har peela phool aam nahin hota, har seeta ka pati ram nahin hota.
thodi jeb dheeli karo aur hotal ka kharcha, kyoki ye vo step hai
jo khule aam nahin hota. thoko.

3

Ladka: aaj bada pyaar aa raha hai…
Ladki: jaanu, tum aaj mujhase ek waada karo
Ladka: jo tumhaara dil kare… vo maang lo
Ladki: baby, wo jo saamane laal rang ki Car khadi hai na..
Ladka: haan…haan.. Ladki: jaanu, mujhe wo doge kya!
Ladka: main tumhe usee laal rang ki lepistick doonga

4

Santa bank me manager ban gaya
achanak bank me daaku aa gaye

Daaku santa se: pent utaar
Santa: maarna mat utarta hu.
Daaku: ab hath utha
santa ne daaku pe 4 thappad jad die
Daaku: Are saale maar kyon rha hai?
Santa darte hue.
bhai apne hi to bola hath utha 

5

Sheela – sir aaj kuchh naya padhaiyee
Teacher – bachchon har baat ke do matalab nikalate hain
Sheela – nikaal ke dikhaiyee sir
Teacher – Baith ja beti
Teri is baat ke bhi do matalab nikalte hain 

6

Patni: Nashta Karlo.
Husband: Sx hi Mera nashta hai. (Aur pati sx karne lag jata haj)
Dopahar ko Patni: Lunch Karlo.
Husband: Sx hi Mera lunch hai, • (Aur pati sx kame lag Jata haj)
(Raat k0 jab pati ghar aata hai toh Patni panty utaar kar
heater ke aago baithi hoti haj)
Husband: Ye kya hai
Patni : Hawas ke pujari khana
garam kar rahi hun.

7

Chati se chati mili, mila ched se ched, ghasa ghas hone lage, nikla safed safed, batao kya?
Ans. Aata chakki

8

Aurat bade pyar se kholti hai aur ek anjan admi bade pyar se karta hai batao kya?
Ans – aurat bde pyar se darwaja kholti hai aur admi use namaste karta hai?

9

What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?
Ans – Heart

10

Who is the best goalkeeper in the world?
All women since they never allow balls to enter.

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Double Meaning Jokes for Girlfriend

1

Boyfriend- Achanak bola:
Mujhe AIDS hai..

Girlfriend- KYA?
Boy- Ghabrao Mat…
Me mazaak kar raha hu,
Bas tumhari tight karni thi..

2

Chotu: Auntyji, you have a Bungalow, Cars, Bank balance, Nauker-Chaaker..,
Aap karti Kya Hai..??
Sunny Leone replies:-
Bas Beta, Ek Chhota Sa ‘HOLE-SALE’ ka Business hai.

3

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your..
book from your bag and study.

4

1 Lady Travel Agent ke Pass Gayi,  Aur Kaha ke Mujhe Honey Moon Ke Bilkul Saste Package Batao
Travel Agent: 50 Thousand Me 3 Countries, &
25 Thousand Me 1 Country

Lady: Aur Koi Is Se Sasta.?
Travel Agent: Ek Package Bilkul Free Hai…
Lekin Usmein Husband Hamaari Company Ka Hoga..!

5

Sharma ji ki party me dinner
karte hue Verma ji ke
pas
Mrs Sharma akar boli:
Bhaisaab, apne
to kuch liya hi nahi!”
Or 1
chicken ka leg-piece utha ke unki plate mein rakh diya.
Party khatam hone par Sharma ji ne
Verma ji se puchha:
“Khana kaisa tha?”
Verma Ji: Dishes to sabhi badiya
thi, par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di, maza aa gaya! 

6

Girl to doctor: Meri Umar 17 saal hai aur meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hai.. Mera rang bhi bohat gora hai.. mein raat ko kya laga kar soya karun?

Doctor: KUNDI 

7

BF: I wanna kiss on Your Lips
GF: Upper Lips? or Lower Lips
BF: What?
GF: Horizontal Lips? or vertical Lips?
BF: I didn’t Understand
GF: Jaa Beta Jaake Pogo dekh.

8

Dulhan: Aaa Aaa… Dard ho raha hai, aaram se karo!

Dulha: Kuch nahi hoga… bas tum das tak gino… mein nikaal lunga.

Dulhan: 1, 2 Aah 3, 4, 5, Aah 6, 7 Aah, 8 Aah, 8 Vaao, 8, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4.. !!

9

Adhyapika: Baccho aaj hum vyakaran padhenge, to batao ek aurat ek khidki se jhaank rahi hai, ye kya hai!

Pappu: Madam Ji ye ek vachan hua!

Adhyapika: Accha Pappu, ab tum batao bahut se auraten khidki se jhaank rahi hain!

Pappu: kuch der sochne ke baad madam ye to Ra*di bazar hai!

10

Patni: Mein jabgaana gaati hun to tum bahar kyun khadi ho jaate ho!

Pati: Taaki logon ko ye na lage ki mein tumhare saath jabardasti kar raha hun!

Double Meaning Jokes for Boyfriend

1

Boy: Tumhari Car Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai?

Girl: Theek Chal Rahi Hai.

Boy: Aaj Shaam Ko Dogi Kya?

Girl: Haan Le Lena, But Ye Toh Batao Car Ke Baare Mein hi Kyun Pooch rahe ho Ya???

2

Bathroom Mein, 1 Boy Ne 1 Girl Ko Har Jagah Touch  Kiya.

kya Tum Jaante Ho Ke Woh Boy Kaun Hai?……..Nahi….Woh Hai LIFEBOY!!!

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3

Sex Karne Ke Baad Husband Bola: Darling, Airtel ka BALANCE Khatam Ho Gaya..!!–Itne Me Padosi Ka Baccha Apni chaddi utar Ke bola: Aunty VODAFONE ka chota recharge chalega..??

4

Wife- Bohot Machhar kaat rahe hain.
Misba Ul Haq- Goodnight ya All Out?
Wife- Goodnight laga do. All out to aap roz hi hote ho.

5

Teacher: What came 1st Sun or Moon ???
Santa: obviously Moon..
Teacher: How?
Santa: Madam ji Honey’moon’ hoga tabhi to ‘Son’ ayega na ! 

6

Girl: If you will propose me with shortest sentence ever then only I will accept
..
..
Boy: DEGI?

7

What is the thing that a man hides and women shows while walking?
Answer – Purse

8

Woh kya hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
Ans. Pocket.

9.

Why are women more talkative than men?
Because they have four lips.

10

Boy: Mujhse Shaadi Karlo Mera Bahut Lamba hai!
Girl: Kyaa??
Boy: Anubhav
Girl: Ohh Thik Hai, Mein Taiyaar Hun Mera Bhi Kaafi Gehra Hai
Boy: Kyaa??
Girl – Aatmavishwas

11

Saas: Ye bartan kisne tode…

Bahu: Ji hamari ladai hogayi thi…

Saas: Accha to ye palang kaise tuta…

Bahu: Ji haamara samjhauta hogaya tha!!

12

Badi behen honeymoon par gayi!

Choti ne message kiya, didi jo jeans di thi, usse jarur pehanana!

Didi ne jawab diya, iss haramkhor ne 4 din se chaddi nahi pehanane di, aur tujhe jeans ki padi hai?

13

A beautiful lady was speaking to a General at a party:
Lady: When was the last time you had sex?
General: 1945.
Lady: Oh my God! How about some now ?
General: [Looks at his watch] No, I’m cool. It’s only 2030.

14.

Tujhe Dekh Ke
Khara Hota Hai
Meri Hasraton ka Minaar…

Wah Wah…

Ab Jhuk Jara Daal Dun
Tere Gale Mein Phoolon Ka Haar…

Be Positive
Mere yaar…

15.

Biwi Ko Din Mein Karoge To Vo Sust Rahegi…

Sham Ko Karoge To Chust Rahegi…

Roj Karoge To Tandrust Rahegi…

Karte Rahoge To Khush Rahegi…

“Office Se Sirf 1 Call”

16.

Sunny Leone is casted in the sequel of

Hum Aapke Hain Kaun… With Family Song…

Bhabhi Tum Khushiyon ka Khajan…

Dicckk Tana Dik tana a dck tana!

Funny Double Meaning Jokes

1

Girl: Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge Raat Ke
12 Baje Se Kar Rahe Hain Ab Subha Ho Gyi Hai
Thake Nhi Kya…???

Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi, Ab Main To Din Raat
Karunga Qki Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai…!!!

2

Usne Utaari Saree, Fir Aayi Paticoat Ki Bari, Blouse To Pahle Hi Diya Tha Utar…!!!

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Zayda Excited Mat Ho Yaar, Yeh Tha Kapray
Sukhane Ka Taar…

3

Ladkiyan apas me Gale Milte waqt
Kya Sochti Hai…??

Is Ke To Mujh se Bhi Zyada “Bade” Ho
Gye hai…!!

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Pta nhi kaunsa shampoo use karti hai, “BAALON” pe…!!!

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4

Girl: Kal raat to hadd he ho gayi, Uff 2 ghante! meri to jaan he nikal gayi
Saare kapre geele ho gaye
Pehle to ek ghanta karte the
Magar kal to poore 2 ghante tak bina ruke kiya
1 Ghanta hi buhat tha
.
.
.
ye 2 Ghante ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai.

5

Ek Aurat Auto Rukwa Kar Paise
Pay Karte-
Karte Doosre Auto Mein Baith Gayi
.
Pehla Auto Wala Hadbadi Mein
Jaldi-Jaldi Se Bola.

Auto Wala: “Ye Kya Baat Hui,
Madam?
Khada Aapne Mera
Karwaya, Aur Chadd Doosre Par
Gayi?“

6

14 Saal Ka Ladka Apne Pados Ki Aunty Se Puchhta Hai,
Ladka: “Aunty, Ladkiyon Ko 12 Saal Ki Umar Mein Bachcha Hota Hai Kya?”
Aunty: “Nahi”
Ladka: “To Fir Apni Beti Ko Samjhao Na, Faltu Mein Condom Ka Kharcha Karwati Hai“ 

7

Wo kaun si cheez hai jisme ladkiyaan ladke se kahti hai aur jyada andar daalo?
Answer- sui me dhaga

8

What starts with an ‘S’ and ends with a ‘K’ and you can’t enjoy it until you put it in your mouth?
Snack.

9

My friend told me, he was working on a special Project “Aqua Thermal treatment of Ceramics, Aluminium, and Steel under a constrained environment”
I was impressed.
Later when I come to know that idiot was washing utensils in warm water, under the supervision of his wife !!

10

I was flying Lufthansa from New Delhi to Vienna. It’s a long, 8 hr flight and mine was a late night one.

Most of the air hostesses were blue eyed blondes for the exception of one lady who was a bit older, perhaps in her 40s.

So people were settling in to sleep while I was still finishing my dinner and many people kept calling for the hostesses, some for water, some for blankets..

The blondes were quite pretty. I pressed the flight call attendant button hoping one of them would turn up and I’d perhaps strike up a conversation as I wasn’t sleepy.

But the older lady turned up for me. So I just told her that they are doing a great job and I’m enjoying my flight with them. She paused for a second and looked at me intently and said, “thanks, but is there something you want young man?”

I took a moment. And then quietly said :

“I’d love to have another one of these mango mousses”

She smiled, went back and got me TWO.

11

Papp galli mein peshab kar raha tha…

Tabhi vahan se ek ladki nikli…

Pappu ko peshab karta dekhkar…

Ladki vahan ruk gayi…

Pappu – Dariya mat!

Aap jissase dar rahi hain

usse mene pakad rakha hai!

12

Tu ameer ghar ki ladki hai isliye shayad tere itna bade hain…

Tere inn badon ke chakkar mein mere armaan khade hain.

13

A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she was pregnant. The young lady had been married for ten years and had wanted a baby very badly. As she sat on the bus, on her way home, she felt that she had to share the good news with someone. The gentleman sitting next to her seemed as good as anyone to share the good news with.

Sir, she said, I just received the best news you could ever imagine. I have to share it with someone or I’ll bust. She told him the news that the doctor had told her about being pregnant.

The man shared her enthusiasm as he shared his experience. He said he was a farmer and he had trouble with his hens laying eggs. He stated that he went out to the hen house one morning and all of his hens had laid eggs. He was so happy. he added, “but confidentially, I changed cocks.”

The newly pregnant woman responded, “Confidentially, me too.”

14

Baap apne bete the result lene school gaya!

Baap: Madam kab dogi? Kaafi der se mera Pappu khada hai.

Madam: Period To Khatam Hone Do!