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40+ New Dirty Jokes of the Day | Best Funny Jokes for Adults

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Dirty Jokes are the jokes, which you cannot share with anyone, like with your Relatives. But for impressing anyone, you can share those. So, if you’re looking for Dirty Jokes for adults, Funny New Dirty jokes, Best dirty jokes, Dirty joke of the day, then here you’re at the perfect place for this, here we came up with “40+ Funny Dirty Jokes of the Day” you can share these Dirty, Funny, new, Jokes of the Day with your Girlfriend, Wife, Crush or with Friend to make him/her a laugh and also if you are interested in doing something hot, and sexy you can share these Jokes to give him/her a hint.

Dirty jokes

What does one b**b say to the other b**b?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

What is six inches long, two inches wide, and makes everyone go crazy?
A $100 bill.

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What is the difference between LOVE, TRUE LOVE & SHOWING OFF?
Answer – SPITTING, SWALLOWING, & GARGLING.

A boy told his mom, “I couldn’t sleep last night so I went to your room. Why were you jumping up and down on daddy?”

His mom said, “Well dear i was pushing the air out of him.”

The boy replied, “Oh, then you’re wasting your time. The lady next door blows him up every day.”

A women hasn’t has s*x with her husband in years, so he takes her to the doctor.

The doctor takes her into the exam room, but he determines that she’s healthy and that there is nothing physically wrong with her.

So he asks her what could be preventing her from having sex with her husband.

She replies, “Well, every morning, my husband gives me money for work, but it only covers my first bus there. So I get in the cab and the driver asks, “So you’ve a money of ride today, or what?”

“So I end having s*x with the cab driver to cover my fare.”

“Then, I arrive to work late and my boss calls me into office and says, “You’re late again, am I gonna fire you, or what?

“So I have s*x with my boss to keep my job.”

“Then I don’t have any money for lunch, so that’s another “or what” with the
cafeteria manager.”

“I come back from lunch late, so that’s another “or what” with my boss again.”

“Then I leave to go home, another cab, another “or what”.”

“So by the time I get back to my house, I’m just completely exhausted.”

“So, do you wanna tell your husband, or what?”

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Funny Dirty jokes for Adults

Wife: Darling Do I please you in bed?

Hubby: Yes, I love the trick you do with your mouth.

Wife: What trick?

Hubby: The one where you shut the f*ck and go to sleep.

“Give it to me! Give it to me!” she yelled. “I’m so wet, give it to me now!” She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

“I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time,” a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, “Your …. is bigger than your brother’s.”

A D*ck has a sad life.

His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his next-door neighbour is an a**hole, his best friend is a p*ssy, and his owner beats him habitually.

New Dirty jokes

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, “S*x! S*x! S*x! Free s*x tonight!” I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”

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A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his lap. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady.” He replies, “If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself.”

Do you want to hear a joke about my vagina? Never mind. You’ll never get it!

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

Having s*x in an elevator is wrong, on so many levels.

Best Dirty Jokes

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, “Frankie Brown showed me his w*enie today at the playground!” Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut.” Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s mom asked, “Really small, was it?” Sally replied, “No, salty.” Mom fainted.

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“Babe is it in?” “Yea.” “Does it hurt?” “Uh huh.” “Let me put it in slowly.” “It still hurts.” “Okay, let’s try another shoe size.”

S*x is like a burrito, don’t unwrap or that baby’s in your lap.

New Dirty jokes of the day

“I’ve never laughed a woman into bed, but I’ve laughed one out of bed many times.” 

The naughty boy draws a p*nis on a blackboard. Lady teacher rubs it off. The next day he draws a bigger one and writes: “REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!

My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?

Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap.

Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me!

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