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40+ New Dirty Jokes of the Day | Best Funny Jokes for Adults

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Dirty Jokes are the jokes, which you cannot share with anyone, like with your Relatives. But for impressing anyone, you can share those. So, if you’re looking for Dirty Jokes for adults, Funny Dirty jokes, New Dirty jokes, Best dirty jokes, Dirty joke of the day, then here you’re at the perfect place for this, here we came up with “40+ Funny Dirty Jokes of the Day” you can share these Dirty, Funny, new, Jokes of the Day with your Girlfriend, Wife, Crush or with Friend to make him/her a laugh and also if you are interested in doing something hot, and sexy you can share these Jokes to give him/her a hint.

Dirty jokes

What does one b**b say to the other b**b?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

What is six inches long, two inches wide, and makes everyone go crazy?
A $100 bill.

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Funny Dirty jokes for Adults

“Give it to me! Give it to me!” she yelled. “I’m so wet, give it to me now!” She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

“I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time,” a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, “Your …. is bigger than your brother’s.”

New Dirty jokes

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, “S*x! S*x! S*x! Free s*x tonight!” I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”

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A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his lap. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady.” He replies, “If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself.”

Best Dirty Jokes

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, “Frankie Brown showed me his w*enie today at the playground!” Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut.” Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s mom asked, “Really small, was it?” Sally replied, “No, salty.” Mom fainted.

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“Babe is it in?” “Yea.” “Does it hurt?” “Uh huh.” “Let me put it in slowly.” “It still hurts.” “Okay, let’s try another shoe size.”

New Dirty joke of the day

“I’ve never laughed a woman into bed, but I’ve laughed one out of bed many times.” 

The naughty boy draws a p*nis on a blackboard. Lady teacher rubs it off. The next day he draws a bigger one and writes: “REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!

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