Some people believe that International Mother’s Day started in America. This is when an American activist named Anna Jarvis started celebrating the day after her mother died. The special thing about Mother’s Day is that there is no consensus in the whole world about when it should be celebrated. In most of the countries, it is celebrated on the second Sunday of May, which this year will be on May 8th.
Happy Mother’s Day 2022, everyone! Today is a special day to celebrate all the amazing Moms out there. What better way to show your Mom some love than by making her laugh? We’ve collected over 75 of the funniest Mother’s Day 2022 jokes and puns for you to enjoy. Whether you’re looking for something to share on social media or just want a good laugh, we promise these jokes will do the trick!
Hilariously Funny Mother’s Day Jokes
Why did the baby snake ask her mom why they are poisonous?
Because she just bit her own tongue!
What did the kid say after having her favorite sandwiches made by her mom?
She said, “This may sound cheesy, but you are grate.”
What did the angry mother broom say to the baby broom?
She said, “You overswept and missed the school bus.”
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then her kids have to play inside.
How did a grape thank her mother on Mother’s day?
It said, “I love you, mom, you did a fantastic job in raisin me.”
Which city is every mother’s favorite?
What did the angry mother horse say to her foal?
“It is way pasture bedtime.”
Chris: Why is a computer so smart?
Mom: It listens to its motherboard.
Son: Dad, do you know the difference between a pack of cookies and a pack of elephants?
Son: Then it’s a good thing Mom does the grocery shopping!
Mother to son: I’m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me!
Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Because his mom was in a jam!
Why is Mother’s Day before Father’s Day?
So the kids can spend all their Christmas money on Mom.
Funny Happy Mother’s Day Puns
You’re a woman like no m-other.
If moms were flowers, I’d pick you.
You’re a souper mom.
Most egg-cellent mom award.
My mother is undoubtedly the best mother in the world. I call her Maxi-mum.
My mother has done a lot to make us feel loved. To me, my mom is opti-mum.
My sister and I wished my mother a Happy Mother’s Day. We told her that we wanted to make that occasion a mom-entous one.
We go to our mother for all kinds of advice. She says she loves giving us advice that is mom-sense.
My mother is a very balanced woman. I tell her “You are a woman like no m-other!”.
Every Saturday, my mother used to change the flowers in our house. Her favorite flowers are chrysanthe-mum.
Her pet gave birth to three cute babies. Her pet was now a mum-goose.
My mother understands me very well. She is able to e-mum-ciate my problems better than I can.