35+ Hilarious International Joke Day 2023 Jokes: A Worldwide Chuckle

International Joke Day is celebrated on 1st July around the world. A day to live a little more, laugh a little more. The main aim behind this celebration is to bring a smile to a person’s face. You must have heard about the famous slogan- ‘Laughter is the best Medicine’. Many would agree to that as it has many health benefits. If you like to enjoy a good laugh with your family and friends then it decreases many health risks. Laughter brings out the best in everyone. It has a positive impact on your body emotionally and physically. 

International Joke Day 2023: History

International Joke Day goes all the way back to the 1990s, the time when Wayne Reinagel, the American novelist made the day to celebrate his joke books. His first book contained 250 Funniest Office Jokes, Cartoon Pinups, and Memos. Later it was adopted by the United States to celebrate the jokes, followed by the rest of the countries worldwide. 

Jokes have the power to make us laugh and make a positive impact on our bodies. When we are enjoying the moment, it lifts up our mood and reduces many health risks. It improves your immune system, helps in fighting antibodies, and improves blood circulation. If you are laughing at jokes it stimulates the organs of your body. A good laugh increases endorphins in your brain thus reducing any mental stress or pain. 

If you have anger issues or suffer from anxiety or depression then a good joke you make you feel good and light. It makes your mind positive thus reducing fear and mental stress. Laughing improves your blood pressure and heart rate. Both of these are related to your stress levels. So, if you like good jokes then make sure you make someone laugh on this day. 

As it’s time to celebrate the joy and laughter that jokes bring to our lives. In honor of International Joke Day, we’ve compiled a collection of the best international jokes that are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and leave you in stitches. From clever one-liners to witty puns, these jokes transcend borders and cultures, uniting people around the world with laughter.

International Joke Day 2023 Hilarious Jokes To Make You Laugh Out Loud

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands instead.

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

How do you organize a space party? You planet!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!

What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!

How does a penguin make pancakes? With its flippers!

Why don’t scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything!

What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!

Doc, I can’t stop singing the ‘Green Green Grass of Home’. He said: “That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.” “Is it common?” I asked.  “It’s not unusual” he replied.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “because,” he said “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

I was in Tesco’s and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, “Are you two an item?”

I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh.