50+ Very Funny Jokes for Kids and Adults | It’s Very Funny

Funny Jokes for Kids and Adults: Most kids are little clowns by nature, however learning how to tell very Funny jokes is an ability that they are going to need help mastering. Laughing collectively is a healthful approach to be a part of together with your kids and cultivating their very own humorousness can help your children in some ways — from social situations to academics.

Rachael Mason, head of the improvisation on the Second City in Chicago, says comedy is a baby’s first true means of expressing their very own perspective and the way they see the world. She provides that humour is essential as a result of “it helps release tension, cope with the delicate subject matter, and it could actually help with conflict decision.”

Very Funny Jokes for Dad

• What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
• What do you call a mac ‘n’ cheese that gets all up in your face? Too close for comfort food!
• Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
• Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
• Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe!
• What happens when you go to the bathroom in France? European.
• What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire!
• How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
• Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
• Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?  They say he made a mint!
• Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
• A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
• Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
• What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A satisfactory!
• Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it!
• Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
• What’s Thanos’ favorite app to talk to friends? Snapchat.
• How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see its wheels turning.
• How do billboards talk? Sign language.
• What’s a snake’s strongest subject in school? Hiss-tory.
• Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him!
• What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.

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Very Funny Jokes for Adults

• Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn’t budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.
• What do you call an IT teacher who touches his students? A PDF file!
• Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
• A guy is sitting at the doctor’s office. The doctor walks in and says, “I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.” “I don’t understand, doc,” the patient says. “Why?” “Because,” the doctor says. “I’m trying to examine you.”
• What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.
• How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call and tell her about it.
• Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I’m still working on it.
• What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business. 
• When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke? When it becomes apparent.
• Where does a waitress with only one leg work? IHOP.
• Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. (I love this joke because it never grows old.)

• An old woman walked into a dentist’s office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, “I think you have the wrong room.” “You put in my husband’s teeth last week,” she replied. “Now you have to remove them.”
• Why does a mermaid wear seashells? Because she outgrew her B-shells!
• When is it okay to beat up a dwarf? When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and telling her that her hair smells nice.
• Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died!
• What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
• What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off!
• What do you do when your cat’s dead? Play with the neighbor’s pussy instead.
• Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
• How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.
• What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
• How much teddy bears never want to eat anything? Because they’re always stuffed.

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Very Funny Jokes for Kids

1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore!

2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?

A rocket chip!

3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

4. What has ears but cannot hear?

A cornfield.

5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

6. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frost bite!

7. What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

8. Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

9. When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?

Because when you find it, you stop looking.

10. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?

11. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.

12. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear.

13. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it.

14. What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock.

15. How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience

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Very Funny Jokes and Dirty Jokes for Adults

• I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.
• Do you want to come to my time machine? We stop somewhere between ’68 and ’70
• Let’s play carpenter. First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
• If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
• Are you my new boss? Because you just gave me a raise.
• Let’s play carpenter. First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
• I lost my keys… Can I check your underwear?
• Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
• I’m not usually into hunting, but I’d love to catch you and mount you all over my house.
• I’m no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
• Someone asked the other day how you spell “scrotum”, I replied ” you should have asked me last night as it was on the tip of my tongue”
• What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes
• What do you call a useless piece of skin on a penis? A penis
• What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students? A PDF file
• How is virginity like a soap bubble? One prick and it’s gone