100+ Best Chuck Norris Jokes & Memes (2022) That Are Too Hilarious

Best Chuck Norris Jokes & Memes: Chuck Norris, one of the most reputated guys in Hollywood known for toughness, attitude, sophistication, and masculinity in his late 19s movies. If you’re an Indian, then let us tell you the guy can be considered as Rajinikanth of Hollywood. By the way, he has announced his retirement from movies, but still, he’s the is a heartbeat of millions of fans. Let us tell you, he last was seen in “Expendables 2” in 2012 after that he stepped out of the industry to care for his wife.

Born on 10 March 1940, Chuck Norris is currently 81 years old. He got his first movie role in 1972 and acted last in 2012. In his 44 years of career, he worked in more than 52 movies. Let us tell you, he also got to work with famous martial artist and actor Bruce Lee. Apart from acting, Chuck Norris is also a martial artist and has a black belt in Tang Soo Do, Brazilian jiu-jitsu and judo.

As we told you, Chuck Norris is known for his toughness, attitude, sophistication, and masculinity in his movies, because of this, the action star has a second career inspiring Funny Jokes and Memes. Here we have gathered 100+ Best Chuck Norris Jokes & Memes That Are Too Hilarious.

100+ Best Chuck Norris Jokes & Memes That Are Too Hilarious

• Chuck Norris recently had the tea to sell his Urine as a Canned Beverage. We know this Beverage as “Red Bull”.
• Someone once gave Chuck Norris the finger. He still has it.
• Chuck Norris: If I was the president, ISIS would be baswas.
• Chuck Norris can take a group photo by himself.
• Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with Nine Bullets.
• Chuck Norris once counted to infinity. Twice
• Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
• Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

• When Chuck Norris crosses the street, cars look at the both ways for Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris can bake a cake in the Freezer.
• Chuck Norris couldn’t act in Titanic, because he would have saved everyone.
• Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down “nothing” and killed it.
• Chuck Norris’ dog is trained to pick up his own poop, because Chuck Norris will not take a shit from anyone.
• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
• Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it.

• Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an Apple tree, and make the best lemonde you have ever tasted.
• When Chuck Norris got shooted, bullet was found in very critical condition.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t wears Condoms. Because there’s no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris will never be between A Rock & A Hard Place. He is both.
• Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That’s why there are no signs of life.
• Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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• Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon from a Landline.
• Chuck Norris uses a stunt double for crying scenes.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t get blisters, when he rows. The Oar does.
• Chuck Norris accidently destroyed previous planets in our Solar System by practicing his roundhouse kick… we know them as asteroids.
• Chuck Norris cheated on his English Test……. with a Calculator.
• When Chuck Norris comes into play, he wins the game (you lose the game, your team members lose the game, your opponents lose the game, and anyone else in the room loses the game).
• Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

• I don’t know who you are But Who? Chuck Norris? Oh sorry wrong number.
• Chuck Norris can buy a Ferrari from a Honda bike dealer.
• Chuck Norris wears sun glasses, to protect the sun from his eyes.
• Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris Stories.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t need Twitter, he’s already following you.
• Chuck Norris kills 50 people with gun without firing.
• Chuck Norris’ keyboard has only two keys: the “0” key and the “delete” key.
• Chuck Norris has a pet rock. It’s name is Rocky.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.
• Chuck Norris can make a horse say “meow”.
• Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

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• Chuck Norris once gave a box of watches to some kids. They are now known as the Power Rangers.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on the shower. He stares at it until it starts to cry.
• When Chuck Norris pours milk on his rice krispies, they shut the hell up.
• Chuck Norris gmail account: gmail@chucknorris.com
• Did you know that Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars. He is the FORCE.
• Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
• Chuck Norris can cure insomnia by simply telling the sheep to sleep.

• Chuck Norris smoked a cigerrate and gave it cancer.
• Chuck Norris could never be the Bullfighter. As soon as he went into the arena, the bull killed himself.
• Chuck Norris can gargle Peanut Butter.
• When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his class teacher assigned an essay: “What is Courage?”. He receieved an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
• Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. First on Hiroshima and then on Nagasaki.
• Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.

• Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
• When Chuck Norris stares at the sun. It blinks.
• Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
• Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest againt a fish.
• Chuck Norris can MUTE Silence.
• Chuck Norris can hear silence.
• Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They’re now simply known as The Islands.
• Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
• Chuck Norris can hear a pin drop… on the other side of the world.

• Chuck Norris can gargle Peanut Butter.
• When Chuck Norris left for college he told his father, you’re the man of the house now.
• Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form. Because he will never submit.
• Chuck Norris is the reason, you don’t mes with texas.
• Chuck Norris knows every word from the dictionary except “mercy”.
• Chuck Norris can jump-start a car by touching the engine with his finger.
• Chuck Norris can run faster than the speed of sound… with a rocket on his back.

• Chuck Norris was once hit by a Bus, 20 passengers were killed.
• Chuck Norris once googled himslef… It melted the Internet.
• In sign language, A Roundhouse kick to his face is how you say the name “Chuck Norris”.
• Fear of Spiders is Arachnophobia. Fear of tight spaces is Claustrophobia. Fear of Chuck Norris is called LOGIC.
• When Chuck Norris does a push-up he isn’t lifting himslef up, he’s pushing the earth down.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t have a bank account. He just tells his money where to go.
• Chuck Norris once won a staring contest against a brick wall.

• Chuck Norris can cut througha hot knife with butter.
• Chuck Norris can make a fire by rubbing two ice cubes.
• Chuck Norris once threw a grande and killed 50 people, and then the grenade exploaded.
• In High School, teachers had to raise their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris can hear sign languages.
• Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
• Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
• Chuck Norris can speak braille.
• When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.