Hilarious Deez Nuts Jokes for 2024 (18+ Only)

Deez Nuts is a slang term that is used to butt into any conversation and make a mess of the proceedings. In a purely literary sense, it refers to the testicles and is used to alter or disrupt the flow of any conversation.

The origin of the word can be first traced to an album by Dr. Dre titled ‘Deeez Nuuuts’ which was released in 1992. The song features a telephonic conversation between a man and a woman and during the conversation, the man suddenly cries-“Deez nuts!” and within a year the phrase became a common feature among hip-hop and R&B artists. By 1993 the term appeared in many titles of songs by the rapper A.L.T. and the R&B group Xscape. The term thus became a tool for disruptive interruption of any conversation.

The original mention of the phrase happened in Dr Dre’s song and the phrase continued to be in use for years until 2015 when an Instagram user named WelvenDaGreat uploaded a video that featured himself in conversation with a friend telling a Deez Nuts joke and the video became an instant internet sensation and became viral in no time.

However, it was a strange turn of events that had a twist of irony when Deez Nuts became a Presidential candidate and scored third place in the public polls just behind Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. A 15-year-old Iowa native named Brady Olson registered the pseudonym to vent his frustration against both the two major political parties who were in the fray.

The very fact that something like the phrase Deez Nuts can be inserted in a serious occasion like the US Presidential election caught the attention of the general public. The public even believed that WelvenDaGreat, who created the Deez Nuts conversation banter in his YouTube video, was indeed the Presidential candidate.

With the sudden spurt in Social media platforms often phrases and slang become the trend and widely used in the content which are uploaded on these platforms. Deez Nuts can be used by both genders and is often used as a tension breaker during conversations. It is generally used for trolling or can also be used to show disapproval during any conversation by referring to something overtly inappropriate like a sexual act.

Today Deez Nuts has become a very common online meme and is often also used in prank calls and prank videos. There is no paucity of online memes based on Deez Nuts.

Here is a collection of amusing Deez Nuts Jokes, which have the potential to make you laugh till you are in splits-

Amusing Deez Nuts Jokes To Laugh Out Loud

#1

Hello Darling! I need new sports shoes, Can I get some money from you??

Yes.. But..

Hey, I don’t what to listen to “BUTS” Hmm.

Fine then, I’ll only give you Deez Nuts.

#2

Do you know a guy named Barry?

Yes, I do. Well, Barry Deez nuts!

#3

Do you want to rent a sloop for today?

– Sloop on Deez Nuts!

#4

Hey, I met someone at the store today who said that they were actually ugondese.”
– Where’s that, I’ve never heard of it.
Set location to UgonDeez nuts

#5

Excuse me however do you Bofa?

– Bofa? I don’t think so?

Bofa Deez Nuts!

#6

Where’s your munyayo?
– Huh? What’s that?
DEEZ NUTS​

#7

Me: Have you ever been to Chewons?
You: No. What’s Chewons?
Me: Chew on Deez Nuts

#8

Have you ever gone to a trade expo?

– Yes, I love expos.

#9

Are you going this afternoon?

– Going where

Down on Deez Nuts!

#10

Me: Have you ever been to Chewons?

– You: No. What’s Chewons?

Me: Chew on Deez Nuts!

#11

Hey, what’s 4*2? – 8. why?

You eight Deez Nuts!

#12

Do you prefer the Yankees or the Expos? – Expos Deez Nuts!

OR

Yank on Deez Nuts!

#13

#14

Can you name a state that starts with a ‘K’ besides Kentucky?

– No, what?

Have you heard of the state, Kandeeznutsfitinyourmouth?

#15

Do you like riding on trains?

– Yes.Because you can ride on Deez Nuts!

#16

Do you want me to buy one of these?
– Yeah sure
How about two of Deez Nuts.

#17

I am so sick of this. This sucks!
– What sucks?
You suck on Deez Nuts!

#18

Me: Do you find parodies funny?
Friend: Yeah, sometimes I do.
Me: Well, how about a pair of Deez Nuts Enya Mouth?!

#19

Do you want to come with me to the West Indies?

– The West Indies?

#20

You can’t have my heart,

– But you can hold my Deez Nuts!

#21

Don’t sit on that!
– Sit on what?
SIT ON Deez Nuts!

#22

Do you guys want some of my goodies?
– Yes, we do!
Okay, here’s a bag of good Deez Nuts!

#23

You will never guess who I saw hanging out together.

– Who?

Deez Nuts!

#24

What is your favourite day of the week? Mine is Wednesday.
– I don’t know. Why Wednesday?
Because that’s the only day when you can eat Deez Nuts.

#25

Do you know Mr. Felfor that lives next door?
– Mr. Feltfor? I don’t think so. Why?
Because you FELL FOR DEEZ NUTS!

#26

How did your doctor’s appointment go?
– It was OK, but I have a vitamin D deficiency. I need to spend more time outside.
I can help you to get that D.
-How?
I’m willing to give you some of Deez Nuts!

#27

“Honeys be like “Meth”; I be like “What?”

– “We want some free CDs”; I be like “See Deez Nuts!”

#28

Knock, knock.

-Who’s there?

-It’s your boy Dee, open up!

-Dee, who? -Deez nuts!

#29

Do you like boats?
-Yes.
What is your favorite type of boat?
-I like fishing boats.
How about tugboats?
-They are powerful
Tug on Deez Nutz

#30

“Hey, man are you leaving? Leaving what?

– LEAVING DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH”.

#31

Knock, knock! – Who’s there?

It’s your boy Dee, open up!Dee, who? Deez Nuts!

#32

Have you ever heard about the Russian millionaire Ivan Putindese?
– Ivan Putindese?
Yes, the Ivan PutinDEEZ Nuts!

#33

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice nuts fit in your mouth?

#34

OMG Guys! Did you hear what happened to Justin?

– Justin time for Deez Nutz!

#35

You know where Norway is?

– Norway Deez Nuts can fit in yo mouth!

#36

Excuse me, do you sell Foshake?

– Foshake? I don’t think so?

Foshake Deez Nuts!

#37

Can you imagine dragons flying in the sky?
Yes, I can.
Then Imagine dragging Deez Nuts across your mouth.

#38

Wanna join me on a trip to The Andes? -The Andes? Where’s that supposed to be? It’s right next to the valley of An Deez Nuts!

#39

Teacher: I’m sorry, but I’ve graded your paper, and I’m going to have to give you a D.
Student: Well, I’m sorry too, because I need to give you Ds also.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Student: Deez Nuts!

#40

What is your favorite animation studio?
That’s easy, Walt Deez Nutz!

#41

Do you like parodies?

Yes, sometimes.

Then you’ll love it when I give you a pair of Deez Nuts!

#42

I can’t believe that Sophia speaks Ligondese.
Ligondese?
Yes, Lig-on-dese Nuts!

#43

Sometimes I miss cassette tapes.
Well, if you want, I cassette Deez Nuts on your face.

#44

What’s your favorite Pokémon?

Rhydon

Then come and Rhydon Deez Nuts!

#45

Did you just get beaten up by a Pokémon trainer?
Shut up!
He really Hitmontop Deez Nuts

#46

Come to the Dark Side; we’ve got Deez Nuts!

#47

Anakin got mad because he couldn’t handle the weight of… Deez Nuts

#48

I’d like to get Princess Leia on Deez Nuts

#49

Feeling Drowzee? Rest your head on Deez Nuts!

#50

What’s the most nervous Pokémon?
Bewear Deez Nuts!

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