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50+ Most Hilarious Jokes That Will Make You Cry

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Laughing is essential in life and in this sense, Jokes play an important role in the tickling. Read 50+ Most Hilarious Jokes That Will Make You Cry

Hilarious Jokes That Will Make You Cry

  • What do you call a hippie’s wife? A Mississippi!
  • What did the duck say when she bought a lipstick? Put it on my bill!
  • I hate Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves.

  • What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!
  • Where did the computer go dancing? The disc-o!
  • What do bees do if they need a ride? Wait at the buzz stop!

  • What do you give to a sick lemon? Lemon aid!
  • What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain? Hi Cliff!

Hilarious One Liner Jokes

My friend’s in prison for flashing; he says he can’t bare it anymore.

I said to my friend, “Let’s take turns naming American vice-presidents, Al Gore first.”

My friend’s selling a load of broken yo-yos, no strings attached.

I tried drag racing the other day; it’s murder trying to run in those heels.

I went geese hunting the other day but once they started flying I knew the game was up.

I was at

 a climbing center the other day, but someone had stolen all the grips from the wall; honestly, you couldn’t make it up.

I was a bookkeeper for 10 years… the local library weren’t too happy about it.

It’s really important to obey the laws of grammar, after all rules is rules.

Hilarious Jokes for Adults

  • Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex. – They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch.
  • Someone asked the other day how you spell “scrotum”, I replied ” you should have asked me last night as it was on the tip of my tongue”
  • What does tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes
  • What do you call a useless piece of skin on a penis? A penis
  • What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students? A PDF file
  • How is virginity like a soap bubble? One prick and it’s gone
  • How is pubic hair like parsley? You push it to the side before you start eating.
  • How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

Hilarious Jokes for Teens

  • What did the French teacher say to the class? I don’t know I couldn’t understand her.
  • Why couldn’t the teacher control her pupils? She couldn’t find her glasses.
  • What did the tomato say to the ketchup bottle? How you doin’ brother.
  • What did the chef say to make the raw potato laugh? This is going to be your last roast.
  • What gets sharper the more you use it but dull if you don’t use it at all? Students
  • What’s the difference between the ACT and SAT? One letter.
  • What does a school and a plant have in common? STEM.
  • What do you do if there is a kidnapping at high school? You wake him up.

Hilarious Jokes for Kids

Q: What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Do you smell carrots?

Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she’s always running away from the ball.

Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A: She will Let It Go.

Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park?
A: They woke him up.

Q: Why is there a fence around a cemetery?
A: People are dying to get in.

Q: What music frightens balloons?
A: Pop music.

Q: What did the policeman say to his belly button?
A: You’re under a vest.

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he never lands.

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.

Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over-swept.

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