100+ Corny Dad Jokes that are Extremely Funny

Humour! Is something that has levels but it comes into existence only when one of the jokes you sent by your dad doesn’t even get successful to open his thirty-two teeth, while the other joke, your father took hours to forget it. Every time he thinks about it, your dad didn’t be able to stop his Ridiculous laugh. But, how one would identify before sending it, that this will be the successful one!

If you will think just with your half-mind (sorry), that for being it ridiculous funny, it should be ridiculous bad as well. From bad, our means really bad. So bad that people are left shaking their heads. 

In out today’s post, here we have mentioned 100+ Corny Dad Jokes that are Extremely Funny. We have categorized these Jokes into several headings: Corny Dad Jokes, Cheesy Dad Jokes, Best Corny Jokes 2022, Super Corny Dad Jokes, and Really Cheesy Knock Knock Dad Jokes.

Let’s have a laugh session!

Corny Dad Jokes

Why can’t a leopard hide?
Because he’s always spotted.

Where do baby cats learn to swim?
The kitty pool.

Why do some couples go to the gym? Because they want their relationship to work out.

Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on earth?
It’s pasteurized before you even see it.

Why did everyone enjoy being around the volcano?
It’s just so lava-ble.

How did the chemist feel about oxygen and potassium hanging out?
OK.

What’s a computer’s favorite snack?
Microchips!

What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A satisfactory

Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae school.

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

There’s been an explosion at a cheese factory in Paris. There’s nothing left but de Brie.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot

How do you make an apple turnover? Push it downhill.

Cheesy Dad Jokes

You know what happens after you eat WAY too much alphabet soup? You end up having a massive vowel movement.

Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were Prime-mates.

Did you hear about the criminal’s kid who wouldn’t take a nap? He was resisting a rest.

Did you hear what the wife said when she bought her husband a refrigerator as a birthday gift? “I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!”

I bought the newlyweds an elephant for their room. They said, “Thank you.” I said. “Don’t mention it.”

My cousin got fired from his job working for Pepsi. Yeah, seems he tested positive for Coke.

Did you hear that they won’t be making yard sticks any longer?

What did the pirate say when he turned 80? “Aye matey!”

How can you tell it’s a Dogwood tree? By the bark.

What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing. It just waved.

My wife asked me if was listening to her. What a weird way to start a conversation!

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Best Corny Dad Jokes 2022

My wife said I was immature. So I told her to get out of my fort.

I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?  They say he made a mint!

I’m starting a new dating service in Prague. It’s called Czech-Mate.

Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket?
“Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.

How many Telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.

‘Dad, can you put my shoes on?’ – ‘No, I don’t think they’ll fit me’

Super Corny Dad Jokes

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it will get a reaction.

I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.

I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice.

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Did you know the Norwegian navy has barcodes painted on the side of all their ships?
That way, they can easily Scandinavian.

What’s grey, has 16 wheels, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill you?
An elephant on roller skates.

My boss told me to make sure I had a good day…
so I went to play golf.

Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watch dogs.

Really Cheesy Knock Knock Dad Jokes

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel. Nobel who?
No bell, so I just Knocked.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Omelette. Omelette who? Omelette you finish.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Linda. Linda who? Linda Hand, will ya? Mine is tired from knocking.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Baking some cookies in there? It smells delicious!

Knock knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? I am who is knocking. Who are you?

Knock knock. Who’s there? I. O. I. O. who? Me. When are you paying me back?‘

Knock knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?