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150+ Best Hilarious Halloween 2021 Jokes you should share with your Friends and Relatives

Every Year, Halloween is celebrated on 31 October worldwide. The festival of Halloween has great significance. Talking about its motive, The festival is celebrated for the peace of the souls of ancestors. This is a type of grief festival, but people celebrate this day with very gaiety. Although people wear new clothes at festivals, on Halloween, people wear such clothes and make-up so that they look scary. Halloween is also known as Hallows Eve, All Saints Eve, All Hallow Evening, All Halloween.

Although, on Halloween People greet each other by sending Wishes, Images or Quotes, But wishing each other in a funny way makes a different impression. So, today here we bring 150+ Best Funny Halloween Jokes, Halloween Knock Knock Jokes, Corny Halloween Jokes, Dirty Halloween Jokes, Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids, Funny Halloween Jokes for Adults, Halloween Ghost Jokes, Halloween Skeleton Jokes. You prefer your besties from this to Send to your Friends, Relatives and Loved Ones this Halloween in a funny manner.

Funny Halloween Jokes

1. What’s the funniest day of the year?
Ha-Halloween!

2. Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween?
It didn’t have a hunting license.

3. What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?
Get a broom!

4. What does a ghost mom say when she gets in the car?
Fasten your sheet-belts.

5. What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The grim sweeper.

6. Why did the skeleton start a fight?
Because he had a bone to pick.

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7. What do you call two witches who live together?
Broom-mates!

8. What do you call two witches who live together?
Broom-mates!

9. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.

Funny Halloween Jokes

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Getyur.
Getyur who?
Getyur fangs outta my neck!

2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fangs.
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in!

3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!

4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost!

5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda go trick or treating tonight?

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

Corny Halloween Jokes

1. Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner?
He was already stuffed.

2. What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A pumpkin.

3. How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch!

4. Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life.

5. What do ghosts use to do their makeup?
Vanishing Cream

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6. Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation?
The Dead Sea!

7. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!

Corny Halloween Jokes

Dirty Halloween Jokes

1. Why do skeletons enjoy sex with dainty women?
They like to bone a petite.”

2. Why do witches wear no panties?
For better grip on the broom.”

3. What’s unique about sex with vampires?
They only come at night.”

4. What is Dracula’s porn star name?
Vlad The Impaler.”

5. Why are male ghosts attracted to female ghosts?
Because of their boo-bies.”

6. Why do Halloween ghosts moan, tremble, and shiver?
Because of what’s happening under that sheet.”

Dirty Halloween Jokes

Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids

1. Did you hear about the skeleton who dropped out of medical school?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.

2: What do you call a skeleton that sits around all day?
A: A lazy bone.

3. What do you call a skeleton that sits around all day?
A lazy bone.

4. Why don’t bats live alone?
They like to hang out with their friends.

5. What’s orange and faster than a speeding train?
Super Pumpkin.

6. What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
Spelling.

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7. Why did the vampires cancel the baseball game?
Because they couldn’t find their bats.

Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids

Funny Halloween Jokes for Adults

1 Why is the woman afraid of the vampire?
Because he is all bite and no bark.

2. What happens if you combine a vampire and a snowman?
You get frostbite.

3. What happened to the man who got behind on payments to his exorcist?
A: He got repossessed.

4. Where do most ghouls and goblins live in 2019?
A: In North Scarolina and South Scarolina.

5. Why did the team of witches lose the softball game?
A: Their bats kept flying away.

6. Why did the ghost go to the bar?
A: To get sheet faced.

7. Where do most werewolves live in 2019?
A: Howlywood California.

Funny Halloween Jokes for Adults

Halloween Ghost Jokes

1. Which Shakespeare play do ghosts like best?
Romeo and Ghoul-iet!

2. What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A pumpkin patch!

3. What should you say if you meet a ghost?
“How do you boo?”

4. What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
The eeriest!

5. How does Frankenstein get around town?
Monster truck!

6. What animal is best at baseball?
A bat!

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7. What sort of birthday food do ghosts prefer?
I scream cake!

8. Did you hear about the monster who ate too many houses?
He was homesick!

Halloween Ghost Jokes

Halloween Skeleton Jokes

1. Why don’t they play music in skeleton church?
No organs!

2. What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
Lazy bones.

3. Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.

4. Why didn’t the skeleton eat spicy food?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.

5. Why don’t skeletons like parties?
Because they have no body to dance with.

6. What do you call a skeleton with no friends?
Bone-ly!

7. Why didn’t the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn’t in it.

8. Did you hear about the skeleton who dropped out of medical school?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.

Halloween Skeleton Jokes

Mamta Chaudhary

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